UFC’s Paddy Pimblett Approaches Neighbor Over Dog’s Crap!

Paddy Pimblett approached a neighbor's house, probably scaring the hell out of her, because his dog had taken a sloppy crap on her property and he didn't want to leave it there.

He rang her doorbell, which in these modern times had a video system integrated and it captured the conversation which obviously was posted online.

In the back and forth he said:

"Hello love, my dog's just had a sloppy SH*T outside, I was just wondering if you've got some water, I don't want to leave it outside on the path,"

To which said:

"Is that Paddy the Baddy?....I'm five minutes away from home, don't worry I'll clean it."

He replied:

Are you sure? I feel terrible do you know what I mean? It's just he'd had a proper sloppy SH*T and I can't even pick it up with a poo bag … I'm sorry about that I hate doing stuff like that, that's why I knocked on."

Yes, I censored the word SH*T because GOOGLE ads penalizes you for using it, what an oppressive system, right.

Here's the EXCREMENT and it is SLOPPY:

God I fucking love our neighbours. Lovely surprise to wake up to pic.twitter.com/agJYTqc6jG

— Grant. (@_grant2b) November 25, 2022

Lad Bible got the footage:

When Paddy The Baddy’s dog does a sloppy poo outside your house 😂😂

pic.twitter.com/Rb9f5USFsu

— LADbible (@ladbible) November 26, 2022

In other Paddy Pimblett news, he recently said that Jake Paul is actually not that bad but ‘his fights are fixed.