Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian May be a Thing?!

Today in FAKE NEWS, we've got a story designed to manipulate the media and generate some buzz, which makes me wonder WHO could possibly be behind it. The recently divorced QB legend, or the woman who pioneered vapid influencing on social media because she happened to be in the right place at the right time and for whatever strange reason, the world ate it up.

I don't know the source of the rumors, but it's safe to say that Brady must have CTE or another brain injury, or maybe he's lost his sense of smell. Ohhhhh....burn.

Maybe he's feeling nostalgic because a Kardashian like Kim is more of a reminder of the girls they used to pass around the locker room when they were younger and not a replacement to a Victoria's Secret model wife. Ohhhhh....burn.

Apparently, Kim and Tom are talking as friends, introduced by people who work at their direct to consumer athletic clothing brands, and they are not lovers. Kim is trying to buy a property next door to one of Tom's vacation homes and I guess she's looking for inside scoop.

Brady has an impressive real estate portfolio with homes in Miami, Boston, NYC, LA, Montana and Costa Rica, so we're maybe Kim's looking for the Pura Vida, but it seems that it is actually about buying in some exclusive Bahamas community called Baker’s Bay Golf & Ocean Club, where rich people play in the sand and some likely evade taxes since Bahamas is a tax free country, and Brady owns a property.

Brady has also been linked to Reese Witherspoon, because he's an NFL legend and he't got the pick of the litter and because Reese Witherspoon also lives in the exclusive, member's only Bahamian community of Baker's Bay!

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