Tom Brady Absent over Personal Issues!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback you may have heard of once or twice, mainly because he is married to the world's top paid model, but possibly because of his own accomplishments and accolades, Tom Brady, the man, the legend, is going to be off the field for a considerable length of time.

Speaking to reporters on Thursday, head coach Todd Bowles announced that Brady will be away from the team until after their August 20 preseason game against the Tennessee Titans.

Bowles explained that Brady is dealing with a personal matter and has the team's support.

The vague reason for his absence "personal reasons" has got fans speculating, or throwing down their best theories as to what those reasons could be. It's already basically become a meme in and of itself, #BradysPersonalReasons.

Some fans believe that he just doesn't waste his arm on meaningless games, to avoid injury as he is pretty old and needed for the more important games.

Other fans think it is a family issue, health issue, definitely not a money issue.

Ultimately, "Personal Reasons" is the best reason to call in sick when you want out of work and don't want to lie about a dead relative or overshare like "I'm shitting out my organs from bad tacos".