Taylor Swift Fans are Hard for Travis Kelce Fighting Off Two Raiders!

As you probably know, Taylor Swift has brought new fans to the NFL. Thanks to Taylor Swift, America is being reunited in the family living room on game day. No longer are the kids mad at the dads and brothers hogging the TV, but instead joining in on the excitement as they can now cheer on the team with some skin in the game, that skin being the skin from their heart that they've given Taylor Swift in the ritual that must have happened to create all these Swifties. It is hard to believe that this Taylor Swift hype isn't something more dark and sinister, at least spiritually.

i don’t wanna hear “travis kelce can you fight” anymore pic.twitter.com/Ecs3B4Bqzd

— ✩ CEL ✩ (@moonlithoax) November 26, 2023

Some of the comments included:

"That did something to me that I can’t say online"

NAUGHTY TIMES at the NFL, where the snowflakes now support bullying and violence!