Russell Wilson’s Terrible Subway Ad Goes Viral!

The people of the internet are laughing at Russell Wilson, in part because of his performance in Denver that he is being paid very well for. The fans Boo him.

The people of the internet are also laughing at him because of this ad you know he was also paid very well for.

It is for Subway, where he showcases his "Dangerwich" sandwich, where he calmly whispers all the dangerous ways he eats the shitty food that I doubt can legally be called food. Last I heard, the bread was genetically a Yoga Mat, but that could just be a conspiracy trying to keep Subway down.

Obviously, going viral is the goal of any ad, so the backlash that Subway is getting for this will only make them think they have a hit and keep coming back with more meme-worthy ads. I mean, even we're posting it for free because it is just that bad!

Obviously, they've made a meme out of one of the clips: