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SJ - November 2, 2021
There's a lot to unpack here... If the headline sounds like a Jerry Springer headline there's a good reason for that.
Let's start from the beginning with a lot of allegedly sprinkled in there. Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks allegedly left his wife and kids for a stripper named Pole Assassin.
Pole Assassin, who may or may not still be a stripper, once appeared on Jerry Springer. She has a monkey named Gia that she incorporated into her act.
🤣😂You CAN NOT make this 💩 up!!!!😂🤣
The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act!🤣😂
Which ‘Core Value’ is this again!?🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/h4tujmTfQn
— Gig’Em Aggies! 👍 (@MottThunder2) January 15, 2021
That monkey allegedly bit a trick-or-treater on Halloween.
I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween.
The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.
— Tom Campbell (@thomasgcampbell) November 1, 2021
Seems like a very random tweet, but Banks' girlfriend seems to confirm it in a tweet from her now deleted Twitter account.
A 11 /12 year old child should know better then to enter someone yard without permission and old enough to also follow the rules . The rules were when u get to the gate turn around and come back out for candy every other parent and child did so !
Texas might finally be back! This is an incredible story. I love absolutely everything about it. It sounds to me like we need another trip to Jerry Springer.
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