Olympic Cross Country Skier Had His Penis Frozen During Competition

You thought you had a bad weekend.  Not only does Finland's Remi Lindholm compete in cross country skiing, his penis froze during competition this weekend.

Lindholm was competing in the men's 50km race, which was shortened to 30km due to cold temperatures and freezing winds.  He needed a heat pack to thaw out his penis.

Incredibly this is the second time he's had a frozen penis.

From NY Post:

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished (the men’s Olympic 50km race) … it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” he told Finnish media.

Get this dude some thermal underwear or something.  After the first time my junk froze I would do all I can to prevent that going forward.  It almost sounds like he enjoys it.  Nobody else reported having a frozen penis.