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Tex Hollywood - May 15, 2023
Along with Megan Fox, Sports Illustrated went and outdid themselves this year for the covers of their swim issue. They also invited 81 year old Martha Stewart to take the cover of the magazine, wearing a white swimsuit and posing like the hot felon she is!
Martha Stewart may be 81 years old, which is traditionally too old to be a swimsuit model, but in this era where that is considered ageism and can get you cancelled, she's probably your best senior citizen option to include in the magazine to ensure your woke points!
I am not complaining, I've watched Martha baking for many years and she's a viral sensation and has been for as long as I can remember. You just can't help by appreciate her and her brand.
Not to mention, when she was in college, before she worked as a Stockbroker and long before she was a multi-media brand, she was a model for Chanel, so this is just her tapping into her skills. The right kind of muscle memory!
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