Mike McCarthy Willing to Get Slimed if the Cowboys Win the Nickelodeon Game “Anything for the Children”

The 49ers-Cowboys game this weekend is this year's Nickelodeon Wild Card game.  That means glorified violence for the kids.  I love it!

It also means slime.  Cowboys head coach Mike McCarthy has agreed to get slimed if they don't choke away the game.

He didn't know what slime was at first, but he got there, "anything for the children."

Since the game will be broadcast on @Nickelodeon, Mike McCarthy on if he’d be willing to get slimed if the Cowboys win:

“Will I be willing to get signed? Oh, slimed. OK, I obviously haven’t put on Nickelodeon lately. I don’t even know what slime is … Anything for the children.”

— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) January 13, 2022

Someone might want to make sure McCarthy knows the slime isn't food, just saying.  I don't think it's edible.