Mallory Edens Sheer New Years Joy!

We are firm believers in wishing everyone a Happy New Year until around June of each year, so Mallory Edens New Years Eve content is fresh enough to re-share, in part because it is sheer.

Edens is the daughter of Wes, who is some finance bro from the era where being a finance bro was more important than being a tech bro, which may actually be making a comeback with the STONKS hustlers of Reddit, but the heyday of that finance bro era may never be as great as it was when Wes made his first billion.

His daughter, who presents herself as a model because she's thin and hot, was rumored to be dating Aaron Rodgers, which is a fun publicity hook especially since they've never been seen together.

She is the heiress to the Bucks, so she doesn't need Aaron Rodgers to matter in this social media world, but she does need to post the selfies for the public to be engaged, since keeping her sheer dress outfit to herself would be practically criminal - at least based on the laws of social media hustling.

So check it out: