Larsa Pippen had Sex 4 Times a Night with Scottie Pippen!

Larsa Pippen is more than just an ex-wife to an NBA star, she's also a friend to the Kardashians, a reality TV show contestant and more recently a little on the creepy side because she's dating one of her ex-husband's teammate's children. Sure, Michael Jordan's son who she is involved with is a grown up, but in her younger years, when she was being the best WAG she could be, you know that the Jordan kids and the Pippen kids ended up in the same places. There is virtually no way that they did not cross paths when her now boyfriend was but a child.

Well, she's going viral now thanks to some Kardashian level scandal and a quote that she made saying that she had sex with her ex-husband 4 times a night every single night of her 23 year marriage to Scottie.

She doesn't go into whether Scottie is a premature ejaculator and that the sex only lasted 3 minutes per session over the course of 30 minutes.

She also doesn't go into whether her role in the marriage was to provide 4 sex sessions a night as per their contract.

She definitely doesn't go into whether her alimony from their relatively recent divorce has a clause that offers her bonuses for every time she amplifies Scottie's manhood or manliness.

She does go into how big Michael Jordan's son's shoes are!

The math works out to 28 times a week for 52 weeks a year for 23 years for a grand total of 33,488 times and that's just with her husband!

And they say Money doens't buy class, those haters!

Here's the clip:

Bruh wtf wrong with her 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/gPA0FpdT1j

— AllVidsmark (@AllVidssmark) March 18, 2023

Here she is with her new man, Michael Jordan's Heir.

View this post on Instagram

A post shared by Larsa Pippen (@larsapippen)