Just Kidding! A-Rod and J-Lo are Still Together

On Friday just about every gossip site on the planet reported that Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez called it quits.  That turned out to not be the case according to the couple.

A-Rod and J-Lo have denied the reports of their break-up.  Love is not dead and Jose Canseco isn't a wizard who can see into the future.

From TMZ:

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez say reports of their demise as a couple have been greatly exaggerated -- well, maybe just exaggerated -- because they say they are still fighting to stay together ... TMZ has learned.

Both JLo and A-Rod tell TMZ, "All the reports are inaccurate. We are working through some things." We're also told what they're working through has nothing to do with a third party.

J-Lo isn't about to let rumors that A-Rod is messing around pick up any steam.  If they split it will be for some mysterious other reason.  Like A-Rod keeps leaving the toilet seat up or he won't stop shitting with the door open.