Fugitive on the Run Was an Eagles Fan!

In hilarious killer on the run news, because killer on the run news isn't always hilarious, Danelo Cavalcante was an Eagles fan.

The escaped convict was caught wearing an Eagles hoodie

Because of course pic.twitter.com/eV7kXapjdx

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The story, that has gone viral because it's so sensational and the media loves running with that kind of thing, to try to get the people plugged into the matrix on board, and to play with their emotions in way that only TV propaganda can.

If you're too self absorbed, busy living your own life to care about weird Eagles product placement, in weird news stories, Danelo is a convicted killer, he broke out of prison on Aug 31 and got caught today using thermal cameras and a border patrol dog.

If anything, it seems scripted that we have weak law enforcement because they track everything and should be able to find people within minutes or hours not multiple weeks, which makes it a VERY suspicious story.

But he's an Eagles fan, or he picked up the shirt at discount after their Super Bowl loss last year. Still funny!