Commanders Rookie QB Sam Howell Has Never Eaten a Burger

Sam Howell has somehow managed to make it to the NFL without ever eating steak or trying a burger.  And no, he's not a vegetarian.  He loves chicken.  This according to NBC Washington's Grant Paulsen, who broke the news on Tuesday evening.

I just found out Sam Howell has never eaten steak or tried a burger. This could be all we talk about for the rest of the day.

He's not vegetarian. He loves chicken. He refuses to try steak or a burger.

— Grant Paulsen (@granthpaulsen) May 10, 2022

How did this not come out before the draft?  And do the Commanders demand draft compensation for using a pick on a guy, who is not a vegetarian, but has never eaten a steak or a burger?

Prior to this shocking bit of news I didn't know if Howell has what it takes to be a franchise quarterback.  After it I know for sure he doesn't.  Someone get this kid a burger and a steak.