Claire Kittle’s Tacky Christmas Party!

Claire Kittle is a millionaire wife to an NFL player named George.

She has been living her public life out on social media because she's realized there is a celebrity and interest in the hole that the football players curl up in at night.

She has created her own instagram celebrity which instagram brands love to throw money and product at because they want to increase sales.

The world is already a terrible and disgustingly materialistic place, where people show off their wealth and their things incessantly on the social media machine.

They've already determined that social media is the destruction of the mind and possibly the human experience, where it forces most people to feel inadequate while it allows other assholes to promote how they've won at life because of all their struff.

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It appears that Claire was involved in a Christmas event that celebrates the true meaning of Christmas, you know what they teach you in ALL the movies and Christmas stories, which is that the birth of Christ is about the gifts.

The wisemen gifted Christ, therefore Santa must gift anyone who celebrates, which is fine and a good time for all!

However, when brands try to go viral with the gifts by being part of an NFL WAG pyjama party, and dozens of brands send gift packages to gift all the NFL WAGS who don't need the gifts, it seems pretty vile or at least as tacky as you'd expect.

There was an opportunity to gift the needy. Single mothers. Poor people. Abused women. Shelters. Starving families.

Instead the did a cute curated gifting suite for these pigs to fill their pockets with all they could, because they are addicted to stuff. Ravaging the gifts like an obese person at the all you can eat buffet trying to line his pocket with cake. It's an addiction!

Claire Kittle's attempt to win Christmas came across as pretty gross.

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