Christian McCaffrey Shows Off Battle Wounds after Last Night’s Win!

Christian McCaffrey and Deebo Samuel helped the 49ers win against the Seahawks last night 31-13.

They scored three touchdowns in the first half, giving the 49ers a 24-3 lead. McCaffrey ran two of the three. He finished the night with 114 rushing and 139 total yards.

The real highlight is that he got home to his Fiance, influencer babe Olivia Culpo, where he not only bled in their freshly washed sheets, showed off some bruising from the turf, but also got some time to play with the dogs after his solid game.

If you're more interested in Olivia Culpo's sister in a bikini, we've got you covered:

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In funnier news, Steve Aoki played the Halftime show. He's a DJ who presses play on his computer and jumps around like a high energy mental case to keep the party going, something that made him a lot of money over the years, but that's hardly a "performance' by any measure, so NBC cut it off right when it started, as they should and the internet is making a news story out of it.

Steve Aoki, a DJ and music producer performed during halftime of the Thanksgiving night game between the Seattle Seahawks and the San Francisco 49ers.
Unfortunately, fans at home only got to see it briefly before NBC abruptly ended their Halftime Show... pic.twitter.com/Mza68daM42

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) November 24, 2023