Christen Goff for Abercrombie!

Christen Goff is the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model married to Jared Goff. Like all WAGs and Sports Illustrated models, she is participating in a branded campaign for Abercrombie and Fitch, the same brand criticized for being creepers.

Jared Goff won’t be hoisting the Super Bowl Trophy this year, he’s still holding onto something far more valuable: Christen Harper’s Sports Illustrated bikini-clad boobs—using nothing less than his insurable hands. Yes, the same hands that throw tight spirals are now cradling tight… well, let’s just say Jared found a new kind of end zone to celebrate.

Now, we all know Jared’s hands are worth millions on the field.

It turns out they double as luxury support systems for Christen's talents.

Who needs a Super Bowl ring when your fingers are already wrapped around two MVPs?

Honestly, it’s the kind of versatility NFL scouts dream about.

Sure, the Lions’ season ended sooner than Detroit fans hoped, but let’s be real—Jared’s season is eternal. Every day is a victory parade when your wife is Christen Harper, and your hands are officially the most envied set of mitts.

In the end, football is temporary. But bikini season? That’s forever.