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Tex Hollywood - March 28, 2025
The Cavinder twins are a couple of basketball balling babes, who are potentially headed to the WNBA next season, which feels like it's more part of their instagram strategy because it will lead to more lucrative brand partnerships.
They make more money than a WNBA player as college players because they are compelling figures, a twin fantasy, and most importantly aggressive on the social media hustle.
They have equity in instagram brands, they are paid by mainstream brands, they are just winning at life.
They also sell exclusive fan club content to pervs, who doesn't. While selling exclusive fitness and diet programs to girls.
They both date pro or hyped to be pro athletes with lucrative contracts, so they are the embodiment of winning at life.
They are fit, they are healthy, they are active, they are twins.
They are on break in the Bahamas, which is very close to Florida. They stay at Bakers Bay which is where the rich go to tax evade.
For those who don't know, Michael Jordan, Tom Brady, Reese Witherspoon all call Bakers Bay home, probably literally home, because if they spend 6 months and a day there they don't have to pay high tax on their billions of dollars, plus there's the whole offshore banking available to them through corporate structures and trusts their high powered accountants figure out for them because as much as they pretend to care about the country, they want to keep as much of their money for themselves. Fake communists!
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