Caitlin Clark’s Triple Double Makes History!

Iowa's NCAA Basketball has reached the first Final in 30 years after beating Louisville is some good old fashioned Women's Basketball, which they want you to call "basketball" because labeling it women's is derogatory in this era of many genders.

The standout performance came from player Caitlin Clark, who had a historic Triple-Double in the game, in which for your adult entertainment savants, may have a totally different meaning. Get your minds out of the gutter.

In basketball, it is when a player accumlates double digit number totals in three of the five stat categories of points, rebounds, assists, steals and blocked shots. Which means that Caitlin Clark didn't get two of the stat categories into the double digits, what a loser.

She is the first NCAA player in Division I basketball to record 900 points and 300 assists in a season. No other player has ever achieved that feat.

There is no word on whether she's been signed by the NBA in a lucrative contract to take over for Lebron when he retires, but with numbers like that, it's a pretty much a guarantee. That or an OnlyFans!

Here's a segment she put on her feed profiling her greatness:

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She also goes on vacation in bikinis:

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Here are her historic stats: