Buy Camille Kostek’s Stench!

Gronk's girl Camille Kostek, who is an SI swim model and apparently also an influencer and WAG, has released her own signature scent so that you can either smell like Camille Kostek or if you're weird, you can spray it on your hands and smell Camille Kostek.

She posted a preview video:

Gronk was the most annoying NFL player before the world was treated to Travis Kelce, oddly enough the two play the same position. Maybe there is a prerequisite that you have to be an attention seeking clown to play that position, because both Gronk and Trav seem to be constantly trying way too hard to get noticed, one even started dating Taylor Swift, which is extreme attention seeking.

Gronk, in maintaining his consistently annoying persona, was brought to Boston to hype the crowd for the season opener against the Guardians. His rendition of a first pitch was less of a shameful attempt to get the ball across the plate but rather a performative tribute to his signature Gronk Spike.

People seem to be unhappy with him bringing back some nostalgia, but his fans all love what the Spike represents because it means Brady made the good pass to his boy and the Patriots scored.

I don't see a big deal in bringing out your signature move when you're making a public appearance. Old time singers bring out their hits. Comedians tell their same jokes. Sure, it's cheesy, but that's why it works.

How Gronk throws out the first pitch - so good. pic.twitter.com/xHyEs1mxvE

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) April 15, 2024