Alix Earle is Moving to Houston!

Braxton Berrios has been traded to the Texans from Miami!

We're not sure how his girlfriend Alix Earle feels about the whole thing.

She is a trashy rich girl who went viral when living in Miami. So Miami is a big part of her party lifestyle aesthetic and possibly why she needed a Miami football player as her man.

For some reason people decided she was worth paying attention to and brands threw tons of money her way.

Maybe she's compelling, or just a master of clickbait, but ultimately, she's figured it all out, including the importance of an NFL boyfriend in these NFL times.

There is no word as to whether Earle will "Ewww" on Texas because she's so Miami, but since it's another Tax Free State, she'll probably be ready to embrace that trendy cowboy aesthetic that's so popular thanks to Austin now.

We may be getting an even more annoying version of Earle, now that she's done with her cosplaying of a Miami girl and replacing it with that of a Texas girl.

However, she could always try to homewreck Miami's newest QB Zach Wilson, she's homewrecked in the past, because some rich girls get everything they want because they are really ruthless and annoying about it.