Alica Schmidt is Still in the Bahamas!

Lucky for you, the World's Hottest Athlete is in the Bahamas, where she is competing in the relay championships.

Whether that will lock her into the Olympics or not is something we're not sure of because as much as we like World Athletics, we don't follow it, we're more into the uniforms because that's how toxic masculinity and the patriarchy work.

That's not to say that their sport isn't impressive, because it is true athleticism and really the foundation of the Olympics they are all trying to be included in, it's just to say that we don't need to be super fans that understand the inner workings of the qualifications to appreciate the sport.

The good news is that her office this week, since track stardom is her job is in the tropics, and since she can't be on the track all day, some downtime and recovery is spent at the beach and that's as good as a win to me.