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Tex Hollywood - February 21, 2025
While you’re out there pretending to work, Alana Blanchard is doing her job as a retired pro surfer and active mother who has just sent her kids off to school for the day.
Which is suiting up in her official Yummy Yummy Surf Mommy Uniform™—a skimpy green bikini—because Hawaii is hot.
Don't get too carried away, her bikini is her sport's uniform and it's like being impressed by an NBA jersey, only better.
She has been producing this great content that shows us how a life of clean living in a paradise-like climate, while being active and healthy can age a woman out, by barely aging the woman out.
It's the kind of inspiration that most mid-life crisis need, where you quit everything and run off to the tropics to be the surf bum you always wanted to be, either with your family or leave them behind to start a new one, the world is your oyster. You can have this surf life too, you just won't look as good doing it.
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