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Tex Hollywood - April 10, 2023
We already knew that Golf Fans were some of the thirstiest dudes around. It's proven time and time again with all the influencer's exploiting golf for their personal gain by sexualizing the sport in their skimpy outfits and OnlyFans content.
So it is not surprising that when watching the Masters yesterday, the 15 million dollar purse won by Spain's Jon Rahm, the kind of person who sits and watches the Masters in all it's boring, because watching a couple of overpaid bros golf is the definition of boring. Even for golf fans, it should make them want to get outside and golf themselves, like who cares to see a pro do it better, it's basically like watching paint dry, like they are mocking us with their "how boring can we make sports television and still lure the sports bros in".
So yeah, to deal with the boredom, what all men typically do to alleviate the boredom happened, the hottest girl in the frame, not necessarily the hottest in the world, but the hottest in the frame, on location, went viral.
The thirsty golf bros just went nutty in excitement because there was a lady there with real lady parts into golf, a dream.
Her name is Aaliyah Kikumoto and she's gone viral just for showing up! She's a Texas Tech Pom Squad dancer.
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