Mikayla Demaiter Plays Hockey!

Mikayla Demaiter is the Canadian hockey goalie who went viral for being a babe and decided to commit her life to selling exclusive content online to the fans.

We don't know what her official accomplishments in the sport are, but she's pretty accomplished in other ways and that's what matters.

It is not her fault that the sport doesn't have lucrative opportunities for the local female hockey team, the NHL for women is a new thing and it probably doesn't really pay that much.

That doesn't mean that Demaiter doesn't have the skills, it just means she does other things with her natural talents.

She does occasionally suit up for some Hockey, where she drops puns like "I'm a keeper" because she's a goal keeper and that's just such a solid pun, it helps accentuate her giant pads.