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Tex Hollywood - March 14, 2024
Dustin Johnson has a brother named Austin Johnson because their parents were illiterate and could only learn how to spell one name properly and figured swapping out the first letter was easy.
He has a wife named Samantha Johnson, because even brothers to top earning golfers married to Paulina Gretzkey can pull.
In Austin's defence, he is Dustin's caddie and possibly helps the strategy to get all that money. He's also probably paid very well from that prestigious position at the professional level, less prestigious at the local golf course where they basically hire kids to abuse for the position.
Check her out, they look like they just had a kid.
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