Jutta Leerdam Had her Fastest Opening Day of the Season!

It is the last event in the wold class, World Championship Speed Skating league, I am not sure what they call themselves, but I figure it's what Speed Skaters do between Olympics.

Jutta Leerdam posted an IG story celebrating her fastest opener in the 500m at the event, which was exciting to all her fans, not so much because of the Speed Skating itself, but because fo the spandex outfits and make-up she wore.

In other news, her man Jake Paul is fighting a 57 year old Mike Tyson for Netflix, because geriatric boxing, or young dudes in their prime beating up 57 year olds is really the bloodsport the world needs.

The event is taking place at AT&T Stadium in Dallas in June and will be broadcast as a Netflix special that they may charge a premium for subscribers to access, because the only logical revenue opportunity for Netflix is in-app purchases and what better way to do it than a live viral event.

Jutta also hyped up her man because he does get things done and he does make that money!

Update - She broke the track record in the 1000m, which is a pretty big deal (she also has a sister named Merel)