Dak Prescott’s Embarrassing Pregnancy Shoot!

I don't know if Dak Prescott performance fo the Cowboys is as embarrassing as this pregnancy photoshoot with his relatively new girlfriend who is already 38 weeks pregnant, because why wait for a "yes, I have an IUD" moment when you can get it while it's hot.

That's not to say that the two aren't star crossed lovers, soulmates destined to be with each other, but it's safe to assume that someone who breeds with an NFL player has additional motivation to breed with the NFL player, beyond just love, romance, fandom or a crush. It's more than good genes. It's about the lifestyle.

Anyway, his woman clearly has him by the balls, the foot balls, because she got him to star in an instagram photoshoot that is one of those lame and embarrassing pregnancy shoots.

Whenever I see these, I feel so bad for the dude involved because I know he's doing it to avoid conflict and that in no way was this part of his plan!

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