The Taylor Swift Jets Conspiracy!

As you probably know by now, Taylor Swift is the most important person in football, at least that's what we assume thanks to the NFL and NBC exploiting her involvement with KC Chiefs Travis Kelce as hard as possible, almost making it feel like a meme or a viral troll with some budget and muscle behind it.

There is a conspiracy circulating around Taylor Swift using the hype to re-write her Google Search results, because earlier in the year, the Environmentalist and popstar was criticized for using her two 54 million dollar private jet for more than 166 hours crossing the USA over and over for her Eras tour.

So when you google Taylor Swift and Jet, you get a huge list of stories criticizing her because we are in this nonsense climate disaster, that you'd think she was an advocate for, while releasing all kinds of carbon into the atmosphere for her financial gain.

Their defence is that she has purchased double the carbon credits needed for the amoutn of travel she has done, which is basically 40-80 dollar per metric ton of CO2.

Her flight record over over 100 flights in the year, average out at 2 hours per flight, with one flight being 8 minutes back in March. Her longest flight was 5 hours and oftetimes both her jets fly the same flight in one day.

Just one of her planes emitted 8,293 metric tons of carbon in 2022, which is 1,200 times the average person's emissions, multiply that by 2 for each plane and we've got a SUPER polluter, but here you are being pressured to only drive gas cars!

The re-writing of Google search results is a real thing, people pay companies to erase their past or top search results all the time, and making the news at a Jets game, could be the thing that makes her super polluting stories go away, but I figure she'd be dating a Jets player not a Chiefs player if that was the case!

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