Gisele Has a New Boyfriend!

According to PAGE SIX , Tom Brady's girl Gisele is a quick mover as she's already dating a new man!

You'd think she'd be too busy dealing with her divorce, raising her kids, putting time into herself because of her sadness from her relationship dying, but instead,

I guess she was just so mad that her man didn't retire at 45, because they are better than most people who retire at 65, and working at 45 is just lunacy in their circles.

The story is that Gisele and her two kids were spotted going to dinner with their new dad in Costa Rica.

His name is Joaquim Valente and he's a Jiu-Jitsu instructor, which I guess is less time consuming than being an NFL player, since she's only into retired men according to their official narrative that I don't believe.

Gisele Bündchen enjoys Costa Rica dinner date with new man Joaquim Valente: pics https://t.co/YQrbKLui4H pic.twitter.com/8Xh8KGt6od

— Page Six (@PageSix) November 14, 2022

Gisele's new man is on Instagram and Gisele follows him, this love affair gets more legit by the minute. He owns something called VALENTE BROTHERS which is a Jiu Jitsu school in Miami. He also does TACTICAL TRAINING which is pretty cool, he's already more liked than Brady. Most importantly, he takes legendary Victoria's Secret Models, funny how life works out for people, isn't it!

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Back in February, Gisele posted a picture of her training with her martial arts master and home wrecker, so maybe the divorce had nothing to do with retirement after all!