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Paige Spiranac Has Some Ideas on Where Pitchers Can Hide Their Sticky Stuff

SJ - July 18, 2021

Some Major League pitchers have struggled since the league cracked down on the use of sticky substances. Their command and all important spin rate have suffered.

Between inning checks by the self-important umpiring crews have made it almost impossible to use any kind of substances.

There are still a few spots umpires aren't currently checking and the lovely Paige Spiranac thinks those spots, including the pitcher's balls, can be used to hide sticky substances.

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Paige makes a lot of sense here. Balls and ass cracks aren't currently being checked and even the biggest dickhead of an umpire doesn't want to go there.

Paige just keeps pumping out award worthy content!

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Reality Check says:

July 20, 2021 at 12:38 pm

Like nobody is going to notice if the pitchers stick their hands in their pants?

Besides, you may want sticky stuff in your vagina Paige, but most men don’t wanna be sticky down there or want their ass cheeks sticking together.