NHL

Flyers Broadcaster Blames Shutout Loss on Players Squeezing Their “Dicks So Hard”

SJ - August 15, 2020

The Philadelphia Flyers were shutout on Friday by the Montreal Canadiens, 5-0. The lackluster performance by Philly allowed their playoff series to become tied at a game apiece.

Flyers broadcaster Bill Clement knows what was wrong with the players. Apparently they were squeezing their dicks too hard.

"That's a guy squeezing his dick so hard, so tight, trying to score."pic.twitter.com/o0PfyqnqER

— EgotasticSports (@EgotasticSports) August 15, 2020

This is the kind of analysis you can't get from a broadcaster who never played the game. He can pickup on things like guys squeezing their dicks.

Not every broadcaster would be able to see that with their naked eyes.

The good news is that all the Flyers players have to do to get back on track is simmer down and take their hands off their dicks.

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