Jay Cutler Captured His Chicken Serial Killer

Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler gripped the nation with a murder mystery on Instagram.  Someone or something had been killing his chickens in the middle of the night.

Cutler provided hilarious updates on the saga through his Instagram Story.

 

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Cutler setup cameras and traps but was outsmarted by the chicken serial killer every step of the way.  That was until last night when he ended his days-long saga by catching the culprit.  It turns out he had a murderous raccoon sneaking onto his land and taking out his chicken.

 

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New development. Front yard. The hits just keep coming.

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I’m being taunted, mocked and outwitted by a small animal. Avoided the trap and all the other cameras. Only pic from last night. Only one option left.

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Ok. Long night. Had a pretty good storm come through. All is well and happy to report it was a raccoon. Which fits the evidence. Chicken heads were ripped off and bodies were left in the chicken yard. Gruesome stuff but reality of the situation. Ladies are now safe and sound. We can all sleep well for a few nights. Unfortunately I’m sure this raccoon has some family members. @christensenarms will be contacting the winner via email. Congrats on your winnings. While this saga is sadly ending, I’m sure there will be more. Stay tuned...

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I don't know about you but gripping a nation through Instagram is a pretty strong indicator that Jay needs his own reality show.  Forget his soon-to-be ex-wife Kristin Cavallari (well as far as reality TV goes let's not be crazy she's still smoking hot), we need more of this from Cutler.